The Seal

Introducing Kerlon, the 'new Ronaldinho' who Man United are trying to buy, apparantly a delegation went out there this week. Famous for the 'seal dribble'. As far as i'm concerned, this is the first trick that can only be defended against with a flying headbutt. Unfortunately, the defender in the first trick hasn't worked this out yet, so settles for karate kicking his chest. Will certainly be fun to see him in the Premiership. That sound you can hear is Lucas Neill salivating.

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