Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Fergie and Jose in Faustian Pact?


Now here's a thought. If Manure and Chelski both get to the Champion's League final...what's the betting that in a Peter Kenyon-inspired bit of back-of-the-alley skulduggery they do a deal? Chelsea ease off and let United take the title, whilst Chelsea are given the Chumps League?

Anyone? Anyone? Didn't think so. Just a thought though.

And here's another. If United win the double, or, nay, the treble, then surely Fergie will retire, no? He threatened to do so after the 99 treble but didn't. If I was Fergie I would retire in a blaze of glory. If he does I said it first, ok.

One more thought then i'm done. Chris Coleman was sacked last night, in somewhat of a surprise. Truth is, it shouldn't have been a surprise, it only was because he's a top fella. Then it hit me, all the 'top fellas' in football tend to be a bit rubbish, and consequently disposed of. See Pardew at West Ham, Ranieri at Chelscum, and Keegan at England. Ergo, if you want a successful manager, employ a knob. See Mourinho and Ferguson. And I'm spent.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

PETER kenyon....come on Benji...don't let the standards slip...

Benji said...

i have no idea what you are talking about. that's exactly what i wrote in the first place! ;)

poohugh said...

1. Guardian had a story yesterday talking about Fergie quitting.
2. What makes Coleman a nice guy exactly? I think he's a bit of a cunt, but because he's plucky and straight talking hur hur that makes him a nice guy? Purleeease.
3. You're completely right about that deal for the Premiership and Champions League i've never read such an insightful opinion on the subject.
4. Ferguson is enjoying his football too much to resign, you heard it here first.