Thursday, June 22, 2006

Football Philosophy

So, this is my first ever drunk blog. i really am pissed, and yet dominating this keyboard...awesome. probably gonna regret this. As the byproduct iof the particularly drunken conversaTION i have just been having, i have had the following epiphany..........

to be a successful footballing nation you need the requisite ammounts of the following ingredients...ie they all need to balance out at about 7 out of 10. you'll understand in a minute.

1) Demographics
law of averages..the more people you have, the more likely you are to produce a footballing genius.

2)Economics
pump enough money into something and it has more chance of succeeding

3)Enthusiasm
if you want something bad enough you can get it

4) physicality
football is a sport. these days you need to be smehting pretty special if you aren't physically strong.

Now, as you are all screaming out...these are all gargantuan generalities..but my point is that you need a balance of the four. Trinidad's demographic deficiency is made up by their physicality and enthusiasm. China are currently not that good because their lack of natural physicality renders their demographicd, economic input and enthusiasm redundant. Brazil are amazing because their physicality, enthusiasma and demographics vastly outweigh their lack of economic input, whcih proportionaly is still pretty good.

so, to be a succesful footballing nation you need a balnce of the four. What do you lot think?..i genuinely want to know...

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