Terrace Humour

Cheers to KUMB for this, some rib-tickling terrace melodies...no offence...to anyone!!

To the tune of The Addams Family, by fans visiting Norwich:

"Your sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother You all f@*k one another The Norwich family der der der der clap clap etc"

Sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency cover...

"He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit, Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!"

Sung at Liverpool:

"He's big, he's red, his feet stick out of Bed, Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch"

To the tune of Craig David - Rewind:

"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"

To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song):

"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"

A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome, chim-cmimeny style.....

"Tim timminy, Tim timminy, Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard and he says F*CK YOU!!"

Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:

"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

Manyoo fans to the G-Unit, to the tune of 'Rebel, Rebel':

"Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad"

Scousers:

"Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet."

Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia:

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams..."

Hahahaha.